Calling in take-out

Why the ordeal every time we order pizza? There's just no need. I hate to call; you hate to call. We have established this. Why struggle to cross an infinite abyss. Pizza is delicious and you taint it with your selfishness. The word is pompous if you live in Utah, it may be idiosyncratic anywhere else. But I digress. Tony Pepperoni makes a pizza worth giving everything for. His pizza forces atheists to their knees, so clearly was it birthed by a higher power, too perfect are its sausage foothills and pepperoni basins.

That's it ... I'll call. Oh, you called already. I claim victory. I am a firey hot warrior.